Injured: Staircase Acrobat
Condition:
A daring individual has executed an unexpected staircase performance, resulting in a gravity-induced catastrophe. Possible injuries include bruises, twisted limbs, or a bruised ego.
- suppress laughter
Contain amusement. - Gauge the level of embarrassment.
- record* for *posterity
Capture the moment on video. - fake concern
Pretend to be very worried. - offer snacks
Provide comfort food, because why not? - create meme
Transform misfortune into internet gold.